I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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