omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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