i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Randomize