i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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