Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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