i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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