Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Your tits are I can't wait for
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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