wanna go halves on a baby?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
