so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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