The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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