i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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