I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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