What a fucking waste of an outfit
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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