I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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