Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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