last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Reggie can tackle my bush.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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