Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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