he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
What changed your mind?
Being sober
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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