I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
