who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
