This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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