I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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