Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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