your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
The power of my boobs compel you
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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