Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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