Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
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