Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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