I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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