So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Randomize