my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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