the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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