You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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