I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
im six kinds of drunk right now
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
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