the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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