Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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