Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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