I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
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