What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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