Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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