he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
He is an equal opportunity slut.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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