is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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