Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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