Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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