I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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