So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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