I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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