This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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