kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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