A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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