normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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