okay pat passed out under dana's car
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
That accounts for only three of the penises
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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