mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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