No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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