What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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