she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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