If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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