I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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