Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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