i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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