called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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