i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Randomize
